Today on the way home from the beach, Baby Snarky told me about a show he is planning. This is a typical conversation with the boy and will show you just how unusual our family is. Keep in mind that he is five.
“I would like to start out singing ‘We Will Rock You’ (by Queen). I will be singing on stage with lots of colors. Then Bailey and Ella (two older girls he knows) will come out and change the scenery. Then a motorcycle gang on Harleys will come on stage with me and we will all sing ‘We are the Champions…of Walmart’.”
All of this while his sister is rocking out to Joan Jett in the backseat. I call parenting success.